Well, I got permission from an administrator to create this thread, so here goes.

Instead of always creating a new thread for those funny (and stupid) Craigslist ads, stick the links here! It's always entertaining to see someone trying to sell an Ion for $450. Get a chuckle outta you, eh?

Please, absolutely no flaming about the ads. It's fine to make a funny comment about them, but don't just rip on em. They're already getting ripped enough simply by being posted in this thread. I'll start!

THE BADEST ION in the WORLD

Oops, yeah I forgot. WARNING, THIS AD CONTAINS LANGUAGE.

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"The problem with quotes from the Internet is that you can never quite be sure they are genuine." -Abraham Lincoln

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Just make sure you list in your description that there is adult language in the ad.

But yeah, thank goodness that person is leaving the sport of paintball.

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The less idiots we have, the better.

I completely forgot about the language. Thanks!

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"The problem with quotes from the Internet is that you can never quite be sure they are genuine." -Abraham Lincoln

(Originally made by some Youtuber)

I just love how he describes Ions perfectly in the ad too, then proceeds to say that this one isn't like that though... Mmmmmhmmmm....

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I'll try to find the other ad about an Ion...

According to this other one it costs $500 new

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"The problem with quotes from the Internet is that you can never quite be sure they are genuine." -Abraham Lincoln

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This isn't the one I was thinking of, but it's local... Maybe I should buy it.

Smartparts ion w/ Upgrades and everything

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"The problem with quotes from the Internet is that you can never quite be sure they are genuine." -Abraham Lincoln

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WOW! A hydrogen tank?! I didn't know we had those!

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Yup. Sold right next to the bomb damage control kits.

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So I see I will be the only one posting "deals"? Lmao. Here ya go:

tippmann A-5

Does it have a solid gold and diamond encrusted valve assembly?...

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"The problem with quotes from the Internet is that you can never quite be sure they are genuine." -Abraham Lincoln

(Originally made by some Youtuber)

That one isn't so bad if he has a HUGE lot of stuff to go with it. Most people just don't understand that paintball gear doesn't hold its resale value.

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